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Sometimes u just gotta be a ho

chokingjoffrey:

chokingjoffrey:

my dog keeps farting and every time he does it he looks at me like what the hell did you just do??

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stayxrad:

do you ever feel embarrassed to be in your own skin like please just dont look at me i wish i didnt exist sometimes like i want to disappear because i cannot handle being me 

theanti90smovement:

sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

"Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."
-How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

lelaid:

braiker:

bethrevis:

US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.

Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”image

funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me. 

Funny that when they do this I only hear about it on tumblr, but when they try to limit guns and the second amendment it literally becomes a congressional uproar.

obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

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throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke