Vintage Tumblr Themes

spoopycopequinn:

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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bussykiller:

kingorb:

avocados are fucking disgusting 

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mangosmoothie7:

my mom: you arent going to wear a bra?

me: everyone hav nipple


me:  heyy whats your fav band?
boy:  the beatles
me:  *falls asleep*

brawling:

LITTLE KIDS ARE SO CUTE I LOVE MAKING THEM SMILE AND LAUGH AND I WANT TO PUNCH THEM SOMETIMES BUT IN THE END I LOVE THEM

plantcreep:

i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me