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You may call me Karls.

clarknokent:

findfanficshere:

blasianxbri:

thefuquanator:

buttonpoetry:

Javon Johnson - “cuz he’s black”

This hits me in ways that are unimaginable

So relevant considering the Dunn trial verdict just came out.

This gives me the chills must watch 😔😣😢😥😪😫😩

Too relevant to ignore

equestrianfangirlswag:

she’s so touched for a moment

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

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wingscanspeak:

Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up!image

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There we go children. If you find my body call the police.

dandylyingwishes:

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

earthdad:

messing up on the first line of ur favorite song

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thecutestofthecute:

Hamster make breakfast

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Hamster drive car

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Hamster make tea with frend

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Hamster plan dinner party

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Hamster have Birfday

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Hamster love life

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Hamster happy to be live

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Hamster love you

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yeahmanidk:

jackedoff:

poop is touching u on the inside rightnow

Why would you even think of this I just